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gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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shouldnt:

getting an A on a test when you didnt study

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multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

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pineplapple:

turning up at a party with your cool friend

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aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

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